Diktátor (100%)

Diktátor (The Dictator, čsfd.cz 83%, imdb.com 69%) je jednička ve světě politicky nekorektních komedií. Recenzi psát nebudu. Jen můžu film vřele doporučit, tomu říkám komedie. Režisér Troška by se mohl něco přiučit. Více o filmu se dovíte v recenzi Franty Fuky (dává 90%), který dělal i titulky do kina a je to prostě bůh na recenze. Chtěl bych tu zachytit některé skvělé hlášky z filmu.

Já si říkal, odkud tu holku znám, a je to skutečně Megan Fox v malém cameo. A nechce se mazlit, zlatokopka jedna.

General Aladeen: [to his pregnant wife] Is this a boy or an abortion?

Pregnant Woman: You two make a cute couple. But could you do this later? When you're not elbow deep in my vagina?


General Aladeen: Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?
Pregnant Woman: Oh no we want it!


General Aladeen: You're an Apple Genius, so what do you do?
Nadal: Mostly I clean semen out of laptops.

General Aladeen: I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates -- it means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.


Zoey: Could you please take your hands off my breasts?
General Aladeen: Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.

General Aladeen: Give a man a vagina and he will spick for the day, teach a man to use his hand as a vagina and he will spick for a life time.